satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be hipsters
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing
me: better check my phone for messages from friends
me: *after checking phone*
me: better get friends
